Pakuyasa  

, パクヤサ

A person who wanted to be a student of Gintoki during the war but lacked sword skills, became a Yakisoba bread salesman instead. Eventually, they left the war to open their own candy store called White Onibito. However, due to a copyright strike, they had to change it to White Pantyhose and were arrested for public indecency. Now they do part-time jobs in a shady manner.